Wit and Wisdom

1,Wit and Wisdom

Here are some entries from one of my latest books: WIT AND WISDOM:

1. What the doomsayers predicted finally happened: The world went to the dogs. But          I hear the dogs are sending it back.

2.  Eve became frustrated with her love life and asked Adam if he could turn over a             new leaf.

3.  Who are God’s Chosen People? I would say it’s anybody who’s made it this far                alive.

4. The law of creation: nothing is finished for good until it is entirely good.

5. Common criminals serve terms in prison; great ones serve terms in Washington.             Many of the latter are repeat offenders.

6. Streams, like people, are usually swiftest and noisiest at their shallowest.

7. Noise and haste are sin’s close kin.

8. Our life began before we did. We did not create the languages we speak, the                  ideals we hold, the faiths we profess, the customs we observe, the numbers we             count. Long before we were born, much of our life was already up and running.

9. Childhood is over when we discover that nobody really cares how much our                    bruises hurt.

10. Miserable young wife: “I married this old man for his money. The money ran out             but the old man didn’t.”

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We Humans Have no Nature, Only a History

Spanish thinker Ortega y Gasset wrote that humans have no nature but a history instead. Or to be more accurate, a variable medley of histories, or cultures, depending on where and when we were born. This means that practically everything we take to be reality itself was already up and running when we arrived. Not … Read more

Putin’s War: Old Threats Reemerge

  Until 1945, war had always been “The solution to problems that have no solutions,” as a French minister once put it. But when America dropped atomic bombs on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, war suddenly ceased to be a solution and became a grim harbinger of atomic winter. True, it brought a … Read more

Wit and Wisdom

Here are several sample aphorisms, parables, and insights from my latest book, WIT AND WISDOM. Most are my creations.1. Miserable young wife: “I married this old man for his money. The money ran out, but the old man didn’t.”2. America, where people neglect their parents and obey their children.3. A half-truth is a whole lie.4. … Read more

Forbidden Questions

A century or so ago, the peak and beginning decline of the Modern Age, philosophers and scientists had reached general agreement that matters of human destiny, Deity, and cosmic purpose with their heavy load of mystery and mysticism were forbidden questions. Because they could not be answered, they should not be asked. An illustrious series … Read more

Roads not taken

In high school many of us read some of poet Robert Frost’s poems, including his classic “The Road Not Taken.” Its metaphorical power is immense but not forced in a way that would disrupt the simple New England setting. In an age of literary overkill, Frost was the master of artistic understatement. In “Stopping by … Read more

English Farmers and French Aristocrats

The English language almost died in its infancy. When William the Conqueror of France defeated King Harold and his English army at the Battle of Hastings in 1066 AD, French became the official language of the English court and higher classes. For nearly two hundred years English–still a jumble of underdeveloped Germanic dialects called Anglosaxon–was … Read more

Levels of Reality

Our hardcore realists, that is, folks who argue that reality consists exclusively of physical things like sticks, stones, and other material objects they can see, touch, weigh, and measure, omit most levels of what is humanly real. Consider some examples. Nobody has ever seen love, wisdom, courage, or cowardice, but everybody has known lovable, wise, … Read more

The Question of Gender

Gender has always been the most obvious feature of a newborn infant. In earlier times, doctors and family members would look at the baby’s anatomy and declare it to be a boy or girl. Later, ultrasound afforded a sneak preview of the child’s sex. But what appears to be clear anatomical evidence of gender is … Read more

The Problem with Paradise

The story goes that the pastor of Abraham Lincoln’s church once asked the congregation how many wanted to go to Hell. Not a hand went up. “And how many prefer Heaven?” he queried. All but Lincoln raised their hand. “Which is your choice, brother Lincoln? the puzzled minister asked. “I’d just as soon stay here,” … Read more